Rescue Simulation Mugs

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Desk shaped like an office block.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."