Rescue Realist Pillows

Add comfort and personality to their space with our rescue realist pillows. Crafted with clever prints, they bring a touch of humor and warmth to any room.

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Drowning Hand

from $19.00

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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World Production.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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COVID Devotion

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.' mockup

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

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"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..." mockup

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"I've got a pulse!"

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"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20." mockup

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

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Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet. mockup

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

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'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!' mockup

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

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How coal creates jobs

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'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?' mockup

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune." mockup

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.' mockup

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

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"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?" mockup

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

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'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?' mockup

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

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'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.' mockup

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

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'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.' mockup

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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"Old MacDonald had a farm"

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Gas Supply To Europe

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'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!' mockup

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

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"Where do you see yourself ten year from now?"

"Where do you see yourself ten year from now?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself ten year from now?"

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'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.' mockup

'I thought opportunity was knocking. Turned out, it was the wolf.'

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Rescue Realist Pillows Collection

Rescue Realist Mugs

Discover a variety of rescue realist mugs that speak to their heroic spirit. Find the perfect design to brighten their mornings and celebrate their dedication.

Rescue Realist Prints

Check out our rescue realist prints to inspire and motivate. Perfect for decorating a home or office with meaningful and funny artwork.

Rescue Realist T-Shirts

Explore our rescue realist t-shirts, featuring clever slogans and compelling artwork. Perfect for wearing their passion on their sleeve.