Resilient Realist Pillows

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

COVID Devotion

Lockdown or lock-up? Your choice.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Covid and Restarting School

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Redundancies

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"First day out of bed?"

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Covid Fightback

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'