Rescue Mission Misfit Mugs

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Desert Island Mishap

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

The hostage rescue team

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I've got a pulse!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Humpty Dumpty

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand