
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
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"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"I used to be known as Mr. Nice Guy, but I bought my way out."
Miss Wimbush, get me my PR man!
Ernie McKelvey, moments before his life is touched by scandal.
Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations
Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?
'How fast can you hype?'
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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.
'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"
'How fast can you hype?'
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'Now go out there and sell yourself!'
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"
"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."
Sportswasher's
Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)
"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'
"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."
"Brian's considering the optics."
"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."
'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'
'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'
You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone
I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."
"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."
'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'
'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'
"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."
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