Report Rebels Pillows

'Your report is eight pages too long.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Stop fact checking my story."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

I'm on Break.

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

I've turned to the darkside!

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

No Parking in Firelane.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."