Renting An Apartment Pillows

'I'll take it!'

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

House hunting is cruel.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.