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'I'll take it!'

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

House hunting is cruel.

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

The lessor of two evils.

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."