Reno Project Gifts

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Pipe Dream.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Bright Idea

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

D.I.Y

Eureka!

Moustached gentleman

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Lasso

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Recycling centre

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Punch Initials - O

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction