Remuneration Specialist Pillows

"I've reviewed your salary with other senior managers in Tuktoyaktuk and it seems we've been paying you too much."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Good Luck!

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Medical Examinations.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'It's a treasure map.'

Rust test in progress.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Natural gas

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'