Remote Romancer Pillows

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Guy in gym

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

The Remote Olympics

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'He was taller online!'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

AIDS prevention

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

A woman with a laptop

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Isolating Castaways

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

'I haven't quite worked out the logistics of working at home and being able to kiss up to the boss.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

Robot wants fembot

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

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