Remote Romancer Mugs

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Guy in gym

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

The Remote Olympics

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'He was taller online!'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

AIDS prevention

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

Isolating Castaways

A woman with a laptop

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'I haven't quite worked out the logistics of working at home and being able to kiss up to the boss.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

Robot wants fembot

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."