Remote Living Romantic Mugs

Isolating Castaways

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Sauvignon Bonk

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

Love linked

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Diamond outfits

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."