Repossession Romancer Mugs

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Guy in gym

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Hiker's right of way.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

AIDS prevention

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Isn't it wonderful, Judge,we started out as co-defendants and ended up co-dependents!"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

Robot wants fembot

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'