Remote Control Czar Gifts

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

Penguin Remote

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Mind control

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Guy flying himself.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'