Remote Chatting Pillows

Communicating in These Strange Times

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Covid and Restarting School

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Silver Surfer.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Working from home to-do list.

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Catroom.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."