Remote Wizard Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

WiFi Signals

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Homo Zapiens

All the apps hidden within a phone

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gerald Ratner's return

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Websiteless -- please help.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

The Town Tweeter

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."