Remote Control Wizard Pillows

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"More working the remote than remotely working."

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

'And the buttons glow in the dark.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Unfortunately, the reality is I now can't live without other people's reality.'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Homo Zapiens

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...