Remote Control Wizard Pillows

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"More working the remote than remotely working."

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

'And the buttons glow in the dark.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Unfortunately, the reality is I now can't live without other people's reality.'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Homo Zapiens

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"You seem very remote."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"