Controller Wizard Pillows

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Deadline

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Homo Zapiens

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

Accountant sings the blues

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

He crash tests software.