Controller Wizard Pillows

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Deadline

Homo Zapiens

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

Accountant sings the blues

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.