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"Now I want you to use that nut pick to feel around for your impacted molar."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I want to work from home!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Working from Home.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"The doctor will see you now. Look up at the surveillance camera and tell her what hurts."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

"Welcome to the team, you'll mainly be working from home and just popping into the office every few weeks for a bit of chitchat and bonhomie."

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."