Digital Consultation Devotee Pillows

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Man-mobile

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Is it an important text?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'