Digital Consultation Devotee Mugs

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Man-mobile

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Silly sausages

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'