Digital Healthcare Devotee Mugs

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Man-mobile

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'