Remote Caller Gifts

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Pajama Day 743

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I should probably get out more.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Working Late

Relaxing in the Sun

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”