Remodeling Renegade Gifts

'CLEAR!'

Jack of all trades

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

A holiday at home

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Working in recovery of Hurricane