Remodeling Renegade Mugs

'CLEAR!'

Jack of all trades

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

A holiday at home

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

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