Reluctant Sports Star Pillows

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How's the water, dear?'

Future Wrestler

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'

Trying to get kids into sports

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'