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"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Cars at the drive in.

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Last day of home school.

Why men hate shopping.

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

'My travel agent didn't tell me about thissss!'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."

"Sit down Fred!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

Mantis chick flicks

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'