Reluctant Clocksmith Pillows

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Grandfather Clock

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Grandfather Clock

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'It's my biological clock.'

Keeping Time

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Prehistoric Clocks.

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

In the very beginning.

J. Parry Clockmaker

"...and if I press this button..."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Acme Clocks.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'