Reluctant Clocksmith Pillows

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Grandfather Clock

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You're late."

Grandfather Clock

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'It's my biological clock.'

Keeping Time

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

J. Parry Clockmaker

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

Prehistoric Clocks.

In the very beginning.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"...and if I press this button..."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Acme Clocks.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"My art speaks for itself."

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).