Reluctant Adapters Club Pillows

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

Summer Reading

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Man Readig Paper

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

The Imperfect Hostess

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'

'My husband hadn't kicked up his heels in 20 years, but he couldn't leave well enought alone.'