Reluctant Camper Pillows

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'How's the water, dear?'

The US election is over.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Endless Summer III"

Airline concerns.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."