Relocation Explorer Gifts

Moving in

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Challenge and solution

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'