Relocation Adventurer Gifts

'Our computer thinks you should move to Sweden and try to get on public assistance.'

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

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Moving in

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.