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'Our computer thinks you should move to Sweden and try to get on public assistance.'

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Moving in

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.