Relocation Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

Removing - No. I

Moving Van.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Moving in

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'