Relative Relocation Expert T-Shirts

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Moving in

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

We never roam anymore.

Jungle Taxi

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Emigrating to France.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Entering New York City - Check it out

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.