Religious Study Milestone Gifts

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Good game."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

Finger puppets in church.

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Oh, @#$%, is that

"The last doggy bag."