Religious-romantic T-Shirts

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Love Conquers All

Love linked

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

After the Sentence

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"