Spicy-romantics T-Shirts

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Graffitti.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"I'm raven mad about you."

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'My compliments to the chef.'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"Is there something you want to tell me Gerald?"

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

Minute Rice.

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Chips That Pass in the Night

'I can't go out with you Vince, I'm married now...but check back with me next year.'

'Thank you for saving me. Do you have the energy to swim back to the ship for my vibrators?'

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

"Now will you take me to your leader?"

'Wow...exciting!...Now what?'

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'

'At least it's a dry heat!'

Fish Sex Lives