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'At least it's a dry heat!'

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Chilli

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Gesundheit."

I've changed my mind about the curry!

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Hiding the salt mill

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

Cannibal Recipes.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Hospital Food

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

'It's a cookbook!'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.