Spicy Situation Lovers T-Shirts

'At least it's a dry heat!'

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Chilli

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Gesundheit."

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Hiding the salt mill

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

Seaside Caf

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Cannibal Recipes.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Hospital Food

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."