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"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

BLESS YOU

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Trappist talk show.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Crocodile Costume

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Baby Bird

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Ahem."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

Caped Character

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Jane Chastain

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'