Religious Reflective Pillows

'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

What else is there to wish for?

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'