The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...
Religious Parent Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a religious parent? Our collection offers a blend of humor and inspiration, designed to celebrate their faith and your bond. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just because, find the perfect way to show your love and gratitude for a parent whose faith is a guiding light.
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
City Zoo: Day Care
"Bond James, Bond."
Grace For Flies
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
I like the Jets...I guess
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."
'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'
Children's Parties
"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."
Madonna of the Pukes.
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"They grow up so fast."
"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...
"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Cry babies.
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
Santa Claus's Mail
'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'
"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
'Ahhh...'
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
'I told you it would be useful.'
Religious Parent Gifts Collection
Religious Parent Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for religious parents—humorous, heartfelt, and spiritually inspiring. Click to find the perfect mug for your loved one.
Religious Parent Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate faith and family. A wonderful gift to remind your parent of their spiritual strength.
Religious Parent Prints
Enhance their home with inspiring prints celebrating faith and love. Perfect for giving your religious parent a daily dose of inspiration.
Religious Parent T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for religious parents, featuring witty and heartfelt messages about faith. Find a style that suits their spiritual personality.