Prayerful Parent Gifts

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'Stop me if you've heard this before.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

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"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"That's the preacher's dog."

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'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."