Religion Learners Gifts

'That was. . . well, incestuous. You were cloned from my rib.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Moses as a child.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"What did Jesus order?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

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'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns