Religion Humourist Gifts

"Were you going to include a comics section?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Pope tarts.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Guru.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

St. Elmo's fired.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sermon Applause.

Bishops Snooker

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.