Religion Curious Pillows

"I'd rather be a scapegoat than a sacrificial lamb."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Do Guns Kill?

The ecumenical dinner party.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

Decisions a Pope makes

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"