Religion And Spirituality Debate Lovers Gifts

"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."

Holy Mackerel

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Jesus with mobile.

A blessing in disguise.

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"This is a weird frat."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Heaven: The ultimate gated community."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

"Oddly, I never felt more alive, then, 'wham'!"

Creation: The True Story

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

Exoneration

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

Bento XVI.

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

'There! The sun is done.....I think I'll call it a day.'

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

'Ever heard of vibrate?'

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

...And on the 9th day He created Chicken Nuggets.

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"Celibate! I said celibate! Not celebrate!"