Religion And Spirituality Debate Lovers Gifts

"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."

Holy Mackerel

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Jesus with mobile.

A blessing in disguise.

"Heaven: The ultimate gated community."

"This is a weird frat."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

"Oddly, I never felt more alive, then, 'wham'!"

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

Exoneration

Bento XVI.

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Creation: The True Story

'There! The sun is done.....I think I'll call it a day.'

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'Ever heard of vibrate?'

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

...And on the 9th day He created Chicken Nuggets.