Religion And Spirituality Gifts

Holy Mackerel

'Ever heard of vibrate?'

Prayer and hygiene

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Moses on the web

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."