Relic Hunter Pillows

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

"Walter, will you please step away from that sign?"

"And this relic was left here by Saint Winifred the Forgetful."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'You and your stones collection.'

Toltec, ha! You wouldn't know Toltec if it bit you!'

"You're right, professor, this wouldn't be just any birthday!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'